hello m80's,
yall know that one kid at school, the one that drools on himself. answers math questions with colors and picks his nose like he is mining gold? thats me. my name is nissassa.
(minute passed by)
as i type with one finger, trying with immense concentration to determine if i should type or pick muh nose, sustaining a constant, formidable struggle, (tis real indeed) i have crashed into a brick wall of insurmountably. there is no color that answers this conundrum, (not even purple) no bib absorbent enough to catch the drool that escapes my agape, slack jawed, dare i say neanderthal mouth. this troglodyte is currently bested by the technomajikal allure of torrenting sans the redirect to something something (insert porn site domain) not what i wanted. and so, with humble and benevolent motive i come here, that i way learn the ways of the interwebs best and most useful and beautiful aspect. not having to pay ludicrous amounts of money for software licenses so's i can unlock peoples phones that they just happened to lose the passcodes for as well as recovery emails, because...reasons.
that said, i beseech thee, oh merlins of this digital Camelot, oh obi wans of this galaxy, far, far away. oh narrators of this reading of the Princess Bride, (greatest book ever, and i do know what that word means) i come in peace to learn the ways of they whom know of things i clearly do not.
also, im a ninja on the guitar. (side thought) anywho.
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that is who i is, hello
yall know that one kid at school, the one that drools on himself. answers math questions with colors and picks his nose like he is mining gold? thats me. my name is nissassa.
(minute passed by)
as i type with one finger, trying with immense concentration to determine if i should type or pick muh nose, sustaining a constant, formidable struggle, (tis real indeed) i have crashed into a brick wall of insurmountably. there is no color that answers this conundrum, (not even purple) no bib absorbent enough to catch the drool that escapes my agape, slack jawed, dare i say neanderthal mouth. this troglodyte is currently bested by the technomajikal allure of torrenting sans the redirect to something something (insert porn site domain) not what i wanted. and so, with humble and benevolent motive i come here, that i way learn the ways of the interwebs best and most useful and beautiful aspect. not having to pay ludicrous amounts of money for software licenses so's i can unlock peoples phones that they just happened to lose the passcodes for as well as recovery emails, because...reasons.
that said, i beseech thee, oh merlins of this digital Camelot, oh obi wans of this galaxy, far, far away. oh narrators of this reading of the Princess Bride, (greatest book ever, and i do know what that word means) i come in peace to learn the ways of they whom know of things i clearly do not.
also, im a ninja on the guitar. (side thought) anywho.
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that is who i is, hello
