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"The turnip that strikes and kills the farmer is never suspected. Be vigilant!"
I am Human the Human. I enjoy doing human things in human ways, and am suspicious of anyone's activities that don't seem human enough to me. Like all proper humans, I have a healthy thick carapace, a properly moist and pulsing gullet, and I keep my genitals sharp and lethal. I exhibit proper human behavior toward the other two genders, and all young who have survived their three weeding frenzies.
Remember, smoke crack and worship Satan everyday!